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The James Bond Age er vores hyldest til vores tids største stilskaber både indenfor stil, mode, druk, smag, kvinder og gadgets. Han er så stor at han må skiftes ud en gang imellem for han kan jo som bekendt ikke dø. Men hvad nu hvis du som hjælpeløs chick eller brutal morder skulle møde agent 007. Ville det ikke være godt at kende nogle detaljer ud over dem du selvfølgelig har fået fra at kigge samtlige film igennem.

Det kunne være James Bonds.....:


...og selvfølgelig har du resuméer af samtlige film med agent 007

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Dagens James Bond Automobil
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Den berømte Aston Camilla Donna Martin fra 1966...Bond kunne aldrig drømme om at køre over i højre vejbane.

Bond er englænder. Bond kører engelske biler. Bond er venstreorienteret!? Nej, nej,nej!!!! Bond er lige så korrupt som alle andre spioner. Specielt har Tyskland haft held til at købe Bond til en tur i en BeemerWeemer og de virkelig hardcore-kendere har set ham i en Huyndai på gule plader, en Skoda Fabia med barnestol på bagsædet, en Lomborghini, en Velo Solex og en Volvo 542.

Dette har dog kun været når Aston Martin, Jaguar, Rolls-Royce ikke har villet betale for at få deres biler smadret på film at det britiske efterretningsvæsen har gået ind og har fundet mere villige samarbejdspartnere.

Alle englændere er venstreorienterede og har venstre vigepligt for alt hvad der kommer fra venstre.



Udvalgte film dvs. næsten alle
Hvordan var det nu med den vodka Martini?
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her ses en agent, der har kigget for dybt i glasset.

  • 3 dele Gordons gin
  • 1 del vodka
  • 1 del Kina Lillet(grape-tonic)

Blandingen hældes i en stor mælkejunge hvorefter den først skal have være gennem 10 jydske byer som enten starter med J eller B (ikke Jelling eller Brande).
Derefter puttes to elektroder i og den gennemgår en elektrolyse-proces og den tiloverværende ilt isoleres i et reagensglas.
Masser af tøris tilsættes.
Derefter skal mindst én bondbabe ånde ned i den (Helst Ursula Andress) og hun skal derefter tage jungen ind til sit bryste og ryste(schäjke den)
Indholdet fordeles nu i tre hundrede Martini-glas så James ikke løber tør.


Flere film ...du troede vist lige at vi glemte dem, hva'?


Dagen i dag: 24. august - Her kan du se vores dato artikel for i dag.


Den 24. august er absolut sidste chance for at bringe høsten i hus. Ellers knækker stråene i efterårsstormen.

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  • 79 - En af historiens værste efterårsstorme begraver Pompeji i strå.
  • 1939 - Verdens første jetfly forårsager stormskader på en kornmark i Hamborg.
  • 1988 - Hanne Bech Hansen bliver udnævnt til chef for Politiets Efterretningstjeneste (PET) - og dermed verdens (formodentlig) første kvindelige spionchef.
  • 1991 - Præsident Michail Gorbatjov går af og anbefaler, at kommunistpartiet opløses. I skuffelse herover opløses Røde Mor også.
  • 1992 - En af de værste orkaner i USA i det 20. århundrede, “Andrew” gør 300.000 hjemløse i Florida. Hvis man så bare havde husket at høste, men næh, nej!
  • 1995 - Microsoft udgiver Windows 95.
  • 1996 - Microsoft udgiver Windows 96.
  • 1997 - Wilson Kipketer sætter ny verdensrekord i 800 meter løb, men han havde også efterårsstormen i ryggen.
  • 2007 - Microsoft udgiver Windows 98, som kaldes "Vista" på grund af de lange udsigter.
  • 2008 - Efterårsstormen udebliver i Danmark, hvilket ærgrer landmændene, der kunne have ventet med høsten til i morgen.


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